HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'M BAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK!

I'VE GOOD NEWS & BAD NEWS KNOW.
U WANT GOOD NEWS OR BAD NEWS 1ST? I KNOW LAH. U WANT BAD NEWS 1ST RIGHT. SO I SHALL BREAK ALL OF UR HEARTS 1ST THEN I'LL MEND IT BACK WITH GOOD NEWS FOR YA.
TSK. I KNOW I'M SO NICE LAH. YA, & I'M DAMN PROUD OF IT :D

BAD NEWS: I DIDN'T GET TO DO MUCH SHOPPING IN BINTAN. SO I KINDA DIDN'T GET ANY SOUVENIRS BACK FOR ANYBODY. HEH. 1ST & FOREMOST HOR, WE WERE ONLY GIVEN A 1&HALF HOUR OF SHOPPING TIME AT ONE MALL LEH. JUST LIKE THAT KNOW. & IN THAT 90MINS RIGHT, WE'VE TO BUY SOUVENIRS FOR OURSELVES, PAPA, MAMA, MEIMEI, BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND/ ALL THE 好兄妹 KNOW. SO MANY PEOPLE BUT SO LITTLE TIME HOR. GOT MONEY ALSO CANNOT BUY THE TIME TO BUY THE SOUVENIRS FOR Y'ALL.

GOOD NEWS: ON THE LIST OF PEOPLE TO BUY FOR HOR, I ONLY BOUGHT ALL THE WAY UNTIL FAMILY LEH. IMBA RIGHT. & I BOUGHT FOOOOOOOOOOOOD LEHHHH. BUTTHENHOR, THE FOOD A BIT 难吃 AH. SO TAKE IT THAT U'RE LUCKY I DIDN'T BUY ANYTHING BACK FOR U LUH. CAN ALSO TREAT IT AS RETRIBUTION FOR NOT BUYING ANYTHING BACK FOR FRIENDS AH. SO MUST 大人有大量 OKAYYYYYY :D

anyway, bintan was funnnnnn :D
minus the part where i went for camp with diahorrea, & came back with cramps. so suay right. & i was so shag the night i came back, i slept through the night. from 9plusplusplus to a very unfortunate time of 10.30am the next day. just so u know, the make-up chemistry tutorial was at 10.30 yesterday lehhhh. hello, any idea how suay it was to wake up at the time ur tutoiral starts not? u just wake up & go 'shit, now got chem' lehhhh! then u'll rush to the toilet & brush teeth know. & while brushing teeth right, u'll start wondering whether to go to school not. cause the lesson might have ended the moment u reach school lah. aiyah. u don't understand lah. i 过来人了, understand this philosophy :P

back to topic, i share with u something i learnt at bintan :D
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sampan :D


heh. u think what sia. i know how to sampan leh. eh i tell u, sampan damn easy know. just stand on the sampan & hold the oars & stand with ur legs shoulder-width apart & then just row ur oars lor. damn easy right. the only important thing is that u must know how to BALANCE. cannot balance then u sampan what shit sia. the 1st thing that would happen to u is CAPSIZE. bwhahahaaa. I'M SERIOUS!

u think i'd fall in love with capsizing after doing the capsize drill like 3times in OBS alr, & just capsize readily when i have to, u are so wrong i tell u. walau. capsize damn not fun lor. somemore with one big fat ass sitting behind u. happily take his time to rock the boat then capsize. sheesh. actually capsize no need to rock the boat one lor. rocking the boat is just giving u for the capsize feel lah. super waste time one. then when u are so ready to capsize alr, still need to rock know. make people don't wanna capsize somemore only. sheesh.
plus all u need is a big fat ass behind u to decide when to move all his body weight to one side of the boat, even if u purposely go the other direction hor, u no fight alr lah please. the big fat ass fatter & heavier than u. kayak capsize alr, u underwate alr, water in ur nose/ ears alr. eeeeee.

u know what, the OBS i went for was like some marine expedition thing can?
wah piang. this course was never done in like 7years know. but then, it's damn fun lah. even with kayaking in the superduperuper-hot-sun-&-superduperuper-cold-lightning-storm in one day out in the sea. from pulau ubin to singapore; senoko power station. then we were forced to beach up at senoko power station at the 1st storm. & camp at sembawang park at the 2nd storm cos it was so bad, there was a white-out. imba right.




& we wore skirts to kayak! :D


u know that kind that the instructors wear whenever they kayak at OBS? ya, we wore that kind. only ours weren't as seh as theirs. u see the colour u know alr lor. theirs are those skirts with silverish-grey with black stripes. aiyoh. damn nice lah. but nevermind. we got to wear these skirts, to prevent the water from getting into our cockpit. it's a bit useless lah, the water still got to our cockpit & soaked our butts through, to the extent that i could complain that my butt has degenerated into some shit in the kayak :D

aiyah. i shan't make u regret that u didn't go for OBS with me alr lah. i shall go & bathe & eat & sleep & post sherilyn's birthday photos. ZzZzZzzz.. until now still haven't upload sia. mygod.

eh, i just realised i was blogging bout bintan leh. somehow it went to OBS -.-

P.S.- photos of sherilyn's birthday are posted on blog alr. at the post on her birthday :D